Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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