kristin has been a bad kristin
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
