i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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