spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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