I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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