Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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