yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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