We're facebook friends in real life
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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