Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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