The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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