She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
The air taste purple.
Randomize
