your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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