your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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