did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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