kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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