Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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