i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
