So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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