K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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