wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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