So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
