Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I faked an abortion last night.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My ass is underappreciated
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
