The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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