You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
this is an emotional support booty call
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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