If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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