Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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