Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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