We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I need to stop coming to work sober
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I think your dad took our porno
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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