And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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