this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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