Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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