just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
