I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
