the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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