we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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