do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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