Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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