I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
This toilet bowl is my home.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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