fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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