Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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