areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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