i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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