idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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