susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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