If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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