Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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