Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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