It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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