i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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