Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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